Lending A Helping Hand

“So I did it. Told her I’m queer and have a girlfriend.”

“And?”

“Fucking thrilled. It’s some sort of gold badge now with her country club bitch pack.”

“So what’s the prob?

“Called yesterday. Has a ‘soiree’ all planned for Saturday to show us off.”

“So?”

“Broke up with the cunt– like I’m gonna be her fucking sub!”

“So?”

“You have met my mother, right?”

“I’m free, if you want.”

“You?”

“Since high school, you stupid bitch.”

“But you never… why?”

“Does it really matter? Now get yourself naked. We’ve got a lot of fucking to do before Saturday.”

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